Make haste

Quit the typing and rubs my belly, human!

This is Jacko. He has been with us since 2003. He is the neediest cat I have ever met. He is possibly an undercover dog. He makes doing simple things remarkably difficult.  Example : he likes to be held in the mornings and will trip me if I refuse to pick him up. He has been known to open the bathroom door if he thinks I have been in there too long.
He is very much like having a toddler human in the house. Except he has been a toddler for 8 years.
On the flip side he purrs like mad every time I enter the room and makes sure that my feet are never cold when I sleep.
In all it is a fair trade.