I totally forgot to tell you about the phone call I answered at the tattoo shop last week. It went something like this:
Me: (Name of Tattoo Shop) This is Kara, how can I help you?
Girls Voice: Um, hi. Yeah, I was wondering, would you guys do a tattoo of Daffy Duck lawnmowering my pubes?
Me: One, That's really funny. Two, this is a Christian shop, so I'm going to say no, probably not.
Girl: Well fuck my ass.
And then she hung up on me.
Never a dull moment, I tell ya.